- Hello, are you there ?

- Yes, who are you, please?

- Watt.

- What's your name?

- Watt's my name.

- Yes, what is your name?

- My name is John Watt.

- John what?

- Yes.

- ?????? I'll call you again.

- All right. Are you Jones?

- No, I'm Knott.

- Will you tell me your name then?

- Will Knott.

- Why not?

- My name's Knott.

- Not what?

- Not Watt, Knott!

- What.....